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make sure your ma's don't see this, it would ruin the surprise!
I know your ma's shlept you off to the evil vet man who discected your man bits, but do you know why? It the same reason basset bitches drag the males around by their man bits. They' re jelous they don't have any balls. You know the jelousy is always portrayed by a green eyed female because it true is part of their nature. If you want any change of regaining part of you manhood you need a way to make your mas less jelous. You need to get them a set of there own hat they can proudly display wherever they go. So for chrismas or their birthday heck just surprise them with these.
Neuticles Earrings
i quarantee they will be speechless after you give a pair to your ma's
I know your ma's shlept you off to the evil vet man who discected your man bits, but do you know why? It the same reason basset bitches drag the males around by their man bits. They' re jelous they don't have any balls. You know the jelousy is always portrayed by a green eyed female because it true is part of their nature. If you want any change of regaining part of you manhood you need a way to make your mas less jelous. You need to get them a set of there own hat they can proudly display wherever they go. So for chrismas or their birthday heck just surprise them with these.

Neuticles Earrings
i quarantee they will be speechless after you give a pair to your ma's