[Mikey T]

she said I could have a lick ... ha ha I fooled her I had a BITE ... the whole top YUM YUM......

Advice from the late great Mr. tick a blue tick beagle and ice cream conosuire extrodinary. and he never had to rely on one of his slave buy him some or leting him have a lick . Nope Mr. tick was the last of the great ice cream con dogs.

1. have your slave move with in a block or two better yet next door to one of those places that sell ice cream. Not that soft serve whirly stuff real genuine ice cream that way you have lots more oppurtunities. Heck just sneek out the door and you can get your self a cone or two before they even know your gone.

2. pick your mark carfully. Avoid any one with vanilla you can score that any time go for an exotic flavor especial chocolate but more on the special properties of chocolate later,

3. go for a youngster under 5 is best but only if they have a cone. Bowls suck you never get free ice cream from a bowl.


4. onec you find your mark slink up to them all causual and just stare up at them looking cute and stuff. Be strong don't let on your after the cone. Make it look like you just want a pet. when you her "can I pet the dog" your in.


5 When they bend over to pet you guess what happens, yup that's right the cone bends with them once past 45 degrees the ice cream sitting on the cone rolls off and hit the ground., once on the ground it becomes yours all yours With enough practice you too can become the master of free ice cream.

6. be on the lookout for chocolate iice cream unlike ordinary ice cream it doesn't get dirty with it his the ground no sir-re bub when chocolate ice cream hit the asphalt it transmorms into that ice cream delicacy known as "rocky road"
that was always my favorite.

 

[Mikey T]

i hear it's due to hormonze....

hate to break it to you woody and woormy but the vet man stole your hormonze when he took some of your man bits.

 

[Mikey T]

Yah, Mikey T is right doods. We done lost it all.

It might be treatable Is it LowT

 

[Mikey T]

MikeyT, I do just great with the "ladies"...(remember my escapades with the St. Bernard)...I have women falling all over me wherever I goes.....

woody, woody woody shaking head slowly Ya just don't get it. Womans like emasculated males as" friends " because they are safe. but not as life partners etc.

Why Women Love Gay Men

Gay Guys and the Women who Love Them

Why are Women Interested in Gay Men? It's Not Because They Want to Sleep With Them!

 

[Mikey T]

what the heck happened to the rest of you?

Just for clairification purposes from the coiner of the the term "metro-sexual"

Metrosexuality – do I really have to spell it out? – is mediated masculinity. Mediated masculinity that has replaced the ‘real’ thing. This is why I described the metrosexual as a collector of fantasies about the male sold to him by the media. Those fantasies can be faux butch ones as well as faux fairy ones. Or both..

Metrodaddy v. Ubermummy

So the Metrosexual is the male equivelent of a pin-up girl. Asking a real man why he can't be more like a metrosexual is a degrading as asking a real women why she can't be more like a pin-up girl

 

[Mikey T]

its great your going to Yummsettime (or what ever it is spelled) with your Mom camping -- ... and sleep at the bottom of the sleeping bag, inside by your Ma's feet!

that cause wwormy is a momma's boy A real basset ain't scaried if no bears they eat bears for lunk like this basset.
http://www.basset.net/boards/general-basset-hound-discussion/6369-basset-hound-vs-bear.html][/B]Basset Hound Vs Bear

this what the little wwormy squrrmy is a fraid of pathetic

By the way did you get those earrings for your significant other perhaps?

You know damn well any male/quy that did that would not live to tell about it.