[Esther]

hi wworm (the two W's make me wanna say, "Wuh-Worm")
so here's the deal... my peeple are going on a weekend excursion.
he human is going out of town so he can run 13.1 miles and she human is going too so she can watch him. there's no treats or bacon involved. I cannot figure out why he'd wanna run like that. anyhoo, I'm going over to the grand-humans' house to stay. They're gonna' baby me and give me treats! Woot! They also have a giant 9 foot deep water bowl outside.
I
CANT
WAIT

but this is the first time HE/SHEhuman have been away from me since they brung me home. hope they don't drool out of their eyes again. I feel so humiliated for them.

 

[Esther]

Didnt know what to do at first.
Alone with the grandparents. I barked myself to sleep at night.
But I was GOOD. and I got extra treats and got to drink out of the big water dish in the backyard. The regular humans came and got me yesterday. He human walks funny.

 

[Esther]

heyyyy kewl
it's pretty there huh

 

[Esther]

i went on an excursion yesterday.
i climbed a mountain.

 

[Esther]

huminz were surprised to see that I was standing on the windowsill behind the couch last night. hopped down just in time to not get my pic taken