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Kibble tastes WAY better when it is knocked out of the bowl and scattered accross the floor.
Water tastes better when you stick your paws in it, sit in it, drop your ears in it.
Poop is edible....Yea...I almost barfed at that one!
Poop is even more fun when your dad is freaking out trying to clean it and keep you from eating more it it
If they piddle in their play area, then it is only natural to step in it....roll in it...drag their toys through it....
When you make a feable attempt to clean said piddle, it becomes a game of "I am going to steal the rag out of your hands, knocking you off balance so you fall in the piddle....then they hide their obvoius laughter.
They love to army crawl in the morning grass.
They love crawling in the dirt. - dirt is edible as well.
They love it best after they crawl in the morning grass, then the dirt and then jump on your freshly laundered Khakis!
Water tastes better when you stick your paws in it, sit in it, drop your ears in it.
Poop is edible....Yea...I almost barfed at that one!
Poop is even more fun when your dad is freaking out trying to clean it and keep you from eating more it it
If they piddle in their play area, then it is only natural to step in it....roll in it...drag their toys through it....
When you make a feable attempt to clean said piddle, it becomes a game of "I am going to steal the rag out of your hands, knocking you off balance so you fall in the piddle....then they hide their obvoius laughter.
They love to army crawl in the morning grass.
They love crawling in the dirt. - dirt is edible as well.
They love it best after they crawl in the morning grass, then the dirt and then jump on your freshly laundered Khakis!