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Mr. Smoketoomuch:
I'm afraid I have a speech impediment. I can't pronounce the letter B.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, C.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right, B. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, ah, a Siamese cat.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
No, a Siamese bat. They're more dangerous.
The Siamese bat - it's a cross between a basset and a bat,
comming from Siam, or Thailand as we call it now. It looks like this:
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I'm afraid I have a speech impediment. I can't pronounce the letter B.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, C.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right, B. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.
Mr. Bounder:
Uh, ah, a Siamese cat.
Mr. Smoketoomuch:
No, a Siamese bat. They're more dangerous.
The Siamese bat - it's a cross between a basset and a bat,
comming from Siam, or Thailand as we call it now. It looks like this:

<div align="left"> </div>