[Betsy Iole]

My chosen medium is the limerick.

*Ahem*

A Basset there was, from Nantucket,
Who kept all of her bones in a Bucket.
When, horrors! One day,
Someone stole them away!
Damned luck! thought the basset, Just F---it. :evil:

(Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. :roll: )

 

[Betsy Iole]

At least I didn't write about pooting. :wink:

ETA, now that I think about it, though, more words rhyme with that than with Nantucket.