[Rubydoo]

I'm a pretty basset, short and cute,
Squeeze me too hard and I'll poot!

Servent mommy gives me treats when pout,
Alpha daddy does too as he's got the clout.

(I know....if I had a day job, you'd be saying, "don't give it up!!"

 

[Rubydoo]

You all are waaaay more prolific than me! Glad I started this silly thread tho.

 

[Rubydoo]

Ruby wrote this for Doris and Emma:

I'm a brown basset, my name is Doris,
My breath is so good, I don't need Lavoris,
I love my daddy, yes sirreee,
Except when he gives cake to Emma and not me!!!

(Lavoris was a mouth wash brand)


I'm a black basset, Emma is me,
I live in Norway, with Doris and dad-dy,
I smell cake, where is mine?
Oops, I already ate it, I feel fine.

 

[Rubydoo]

Marcia,