Ruby wrote this for Doris and Emma:
I'm a brown basset, my name is Doris,
My breath is so good, I don't need Lavoris,
I love my daddy, yes sirreee,
Except when he gives cake to Emma and not me!!!
(Lavoris was a mouth wash brand)
I'm a black basset, Emma is me,
I live in Norway, with Doris and dad-dy,
I smell cake, where is mine?
Oops, I already ate it, I feel fine.