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So, in a fit of madness, it was decided that we were going to install a greenhouse in the back garden.
Nightmare doesn;t quite cover it. It's very difficult to fit part A to part B whilst running after a basset that's stolen part C. Going to recover part C, you also discover that parts E, F & G have already made their way into the basset bed.
And by the time you get back, you just know that parts A and B have been moved.
And now where's the screwdriver?
Oh, it's in the mouth of the basset, who is currently tearing round the garden at 100 miles an hour, having a GREAT time.
4 days later, and the greenhouse was built... with one problem.
Snoopy can't see it. And so tears out of the house and slams into the windows.
I can see I'm going to have to paint the bottom panes. Now. Where's the paintbrush...
oh.
My DIY assistant:
From baby ghost -
to a bouncing 50lb-er -
Nightmare doesn;t quite cover it. It's very difficult to fit part A to part B whilst running after a basset that's stolen part C. Going to recover part C, you also discover that parts E, F & G have already made their way into the basset bed.
And by the time you get back, you just know that parts A and B have been moved.
And now where's the screwdriver?
Oh, it's in the mouth of the basset, who is currently tearing round the garden at 100 miles an hour, having a GREAT time.
4 days later, and the greenhouse was built... with one problem.
Snoopy can't see it. And so tears out of the house and slams into the windows.
I can see I'm going to have to paint the bottom panes. Now. Where's the paintbrush...
oh.
My DIY assistant:
From baby ghost -

to a bouncing 50lb-er -
