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About a week ago, I purchased a nice new garbage can for my kitchen. I got it from The Container Store, it's very contempory in design and has a peddle to open the lid. It was also a little on the expensive side.
Well! I wasn't too surprised when you know who figured out how to operate the new garbage can, but she kept getting hit in the head with the lid. I decided to make it a little more complicated for Slinky and foil her mischievous plan! I placed the new garbage can on top of a couple of old telephone books so she couldn't operate the peddle and balance herself at the same time.
Yesterday, when I got home, Slinky had knocked over the garbage can, tore the lid off and the telephone books had been shredded, and she vomited from all the paper she chewed.
Why don't my plans ever work out
Well! I wasn't too surprised when you know who figured out how to operate the new garbage can, but she kept getting hit in the head with the lid. I decided to make it a little more complicated for Slinky and foil her mischievous plan! I placed the new garbage can on top of a couple of old telephone books so she couldn't operate the peddle and balance herself at the same time.
Yesterday, when I got home, Slinky had knocked over the garbage can, tore the lid off and the telephone books had been shredded, and she vomited from all the paper she chewed.
Why don't my plans ever work out