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So tell me...how many times have you tried to have "private time" with your significant other...only to have a basset jump right in the middle of what you're trying to do??? Not only is it incredibly disgusting, but it's down right hilarious : )
My husband worked late today, so the dogs didn't get their walk....BIG mistake.
They'd been driving us nuts all night barking, and playing...or I should say Growling and PURING (that high pitched throat gargle) and screaming at each other. We finally think things have calmed down a bit, about 11:45 or so...Daisy is in bed, and Bowser is sitting in the corner chewing up a new bottle (empty apple juice container). We decide to take advantage of the moment.
Just as things became very interesting, from out of nowhere, Bowser launches all of his 50 pounds of self onto the bed, and as we scream and shove our feet at him to ward him away....he starts turning rapid circles. Over and over he turns in a circle, growling and fending off feet like an wobbly lopsided ceiling fan. I collapse into laughter...since he was STILL doing it...and the hubby picks him up and deposits him into his kennel..."locking" the door. He turns around, tries to act suave and returns to the bed, just in time to see a rocket shoot out of the kennel....bark loudly in defiance, and once again launch itself cumbersomely onto the bed to be warded off once again with feet and laughter and hands. The swirling starts again, then dramatically stops as he lands curled in a ball on the other side of a pillow, puts his head down, and stares.
The lock on the kennel door was eventually established. I have to say though, this was the most amusing interruption we've had. He just wouldn't quit twirling *lol* It was so bizarre...and I couldn't quit laughing *lol*
My husband worked late today, so the dogs didn't get their walk....BIG mistake.
They'd been driving us nuts all night barking, and playing...or I should say Growling and PURING (that high pitched throat gargle) and screaming at each other. We finally think things have calmed down a bit, about 11:45 or so...Daisy is in bed, and Bowser is sitting in the corner chewing up a new bottle (empty apple juice container). We decide to take advantage of the moment.
Just as things became very interesting, from out of nowhere, Bowser launches all of his 50 pounds of self onto the bed, and as we scream and shove our feet at him to ward him away....he starts turning rapid circles. Over and over he turns in a circle, growling and fending off feet like an wobbly lopsided ceiling fan. I collapse into laughter...since he was STILL doing it...and the hubby picks him up and deposits him into his kennel..."locking" the door. He turns around, tries to act suave and returns to the bed, just in time to see a rocket shoot out of the kennel....bark loudly in defiance, and once again launch itself cumbersomely onto the bed to be warded off once again with feet and laughter and hands. The swirling starts again, then dramatically stops as he lands curled in a ball on the other side of a pillow, puts his head down, and stares.
The lock on the kennel door was eventually established. I have to say though, this was the most amusing interruption we've had. He just wouldn't quit twirling *lol* It was so bizarre...and I couldn't quit laughing *lol*