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Oh WWWWoooormmm! Glad you had a good time BUT! another girl and in your birfday suit!!!HMMMM!!---- thats what ya get fooling around with a younger girl -- us more mature ladies DO NOT SCRATCH -- right Esther? Worm stop picking and bitting your skin -- ya sound like a teenager --- just buck up old buddy -- you did the crime -- you pay the time!
Okay that being said happy you had a lot of fun with all your buddies and imagine another partee tonight -- you are one lucky boy!!!
Not much to report here -- its not as warm today and it has been -- yahoo I can now be back to normal and not mope around. Mom was going to take me fishing but she says it is too windy. Oh Yea -- on Thurday I get to be a Hillbilly Hound at the Shrine Hillbilly Pig Roast -- at the initiation -- can't tell you my part it is a secret but it involves FOOD and I get to go every year (well just for an hour then they make me come home). But since I am their only hound it is an HONOUR!!!\Hope ya had fun at the dog park.
Your "mature" buddy Pais

Yes, m'fraid it's true Mr. Mikey. i am too nice. no scratches on Ms. Sasha. Tho i do like to freak out my person by putting Sasha's whole neck in my mouth and looking like i might chomp down on it-- then i get a "Worm! GENTLE, Worm!" reprimand.

but I do believe you, Pais, when u say ya won't scratch. now, OF COURSE, i would love to play w/my basset palz here on the forum on my bday... too bad we all live a million miles away from each other

HO HO HO! i'll give ya the quick update from last night-- HO HO HO!!
i learned a new trick when i turned one. HO HO HO! well, after my person put my outfit on, i ran on the field and learned how to ROLL AROUND IN DOG POOP! no one knew what i was up to until someone yelled, "W's in dog poop!!" HO HO HO! (ok, warning: do not proceed if u r eating or it may gross u out...)

I smashed the dog poop into the ground and flattened it into a large pancake with my back. i ended up with a big spot of poop on my tank top, so they had to take it off and i ran around the rest of the night in my birfday suit again... HO HO HO! boy, that WAS the highlight. hey, ya get to do whatever you want on your birfday, right?

but oh, before ya go out n' try it, basset palz, i have to tell ya i got punished when i got home by getting a long and thorough BATH. the upside is that after, i got to run around and do the Basset 500.

ok: other highlights, we did 2 relay races, including a running relay race and an egg in the spoon relay race. plus we did a lot of other contests and gave out prizes too. haha, we STILL haven't eaten the cake yet, because after 2 hours, it was still hard as a ROCK (it had been in the freezer) and we couldn't cut it. haha. so, another day for that.

Pais, i got jealous too when everyone was saying how beautifyl u were and how they loved your coloring. of course, i wanna be the only one to appreciate that hee hee.

Shaking head slowly Wormy you have a lot to learn about basset females. \

1. She will never ever be yours.

2. It is possible that you could be come hers but only if you are willing to enslave yourself to her, resonded to her every wan and need. Willing give up your most prize bone to her. Let her eat her meal in peace and offer up all but at least 1/2 of your own to her etc. and even then the tend to move on to the piece of beef
cake they can find.

3. they are trouble with a capital T


4. You keep those rose colored glass on my freind you will end up like Fischer that has to get a human escort to go into the living room. or pass withing 5 feet of them. He must at any time accept being a Living pillow and like it. Of course part of that is because he is a sissy boy but still it is a females basset nature to take every inch then demand another foot. You keep these dillusions of granduer up an a similar fate awaites.