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Just bought a book for my sis's birthday entitled, "Pets' Letters to God". Thought you'd get a kick out of a few of them.
Dear God: If books had different smells on every page, then we dogs could read too! I've already written my first book. Here's an outline of the plot. Chapter 1: Bacon; Chapter 2: Liver; Chapter 3: Brie with Bacon and Liver; Chapter 4: Mommy's Pink Slippers; Chapter 5: Timmy's Underwear; Chapter 6: Puppies. Could you be my agent? Love, Danielle
Dear God: Is it true that in purgatory there are 10 million cashmere sofas with porcupines sleeping on them? Shannon
Dear God: My human has taken it into his head to make me sit still and practically beg for every morsel of dinner, which he slowly handfeeds me. Did he learn this at some weirdo restaurant? Ranger
Dear God: Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps? Trudy
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti. Just a thought - Red
Dear God: Did you forget to create dognip? Kahuna
Dear God: Where does kibble come from? And what are bits? Bits of what? Curious, Maynard
Dear God: Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the crazy beagle across the street! Max
Dear God: If books had different smells on every page, then we dogs could read too! I've already written my first book. Here's an outline of the plot. Chapter 1: Bacon; Chapter 2: Liver; Chapter 3: Brie with Bacon and Liver; Chapter 4: Mommy's Pink Slippers; Chapter 5: Timmy's Underwear; Chapter 6: Puppies. Could you be my agent? Love, Danielle
Dear God: Is it true that in purgatory there are 10 million cashmere sofas with porcupines sleeping on them? Shannon
Dear God: My human has taken it into his head to make me sit still and practically beg for every morsel of dinner, which he slowly handfeeds me. Did he learn this at some weirdo restaurant? Ranger
Dear God: Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps? Trudy
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti. Just a thought - Red
Dear God: Did you forget to create dognip? Kahuna
Dear God: Where does kibble come from? And what are bits? Bits of what? Curious, Maynard
Dear God: Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the crazy beagle across the street! Max