[Rubydoo]

:lol: My apologies to REAL poets everywhere!

Jingle Bells
Ruby smells
Stinky all the way,
Oh what fun it is to be a basset hound today!

Daddy gave her a gift
Of shampoo on her head
She then rolled in the grass
And got it all over her bed

Now she smells real sweet
While begging for a treat
For daddy she won't give a card,
But she'll leave his gift in the yard.

(everyone sing!!!)
Jingle Bells
Ruby smells!

Hugs from Ruby and her silly servant: Janice

 

[BrunosParents28]

Merry Christmas Ruby and Janice.......

 

[bassetlvr6422]

Merry Christmas to "smelly" Ruby. I'm sure she doesn't "smell" now, just that special Basset fraqrance that we all know and love.

 

[Elmer-n-Button]

For daddy she won't give a card,
But she'll leave his gift in the yard.

I wasn't going to mention it, but since you brought it up..... Button left Daddy a perfect Hershey Kiss on the deck on Christmas Eve! I did draw the line at photographing it for the forum, but it was a good laugh! I guess instead of cookies and milk for Santa . . . :lol: