?Hi Buster! Ruby writing to you. I put my mommy/servant into a trance and I'm writing this email thru her.
I see from your tag that you live in AZ. My human grandmom lives there where my mommy grew up. I was born in Bassetchusetts and I've lived there and Florida and now in California. We go to Arizona to visit with my grandma all the time!
Mommy and daddy say that if I was a boy basset, they would have named ME Buster.
Most bassets ARrrrooooo....and I do that too but mostly I MOOOOOOO."