You all know how bassets shed and drool and drag in God knows what and like many of you I've tried to solve the problem by covering every inch of my car and furniture with old sheets. (I call them Franny Rags)
Well the other day as we were leaving to go to the park I ran and grabbed a clean, fresh Franny Rag out of the dryer and since Francis was already halfway in the car I just threw the sheet in next to him and we went to the park.
We enjoyed our usual walk around,then went back to the parking lot and spent a little time socializing with the regulars. His Majesty, as usual, was reluctant to get back into the car so while he was dilly-dallying I decided to re-arrange the sheet. I pulled it out of the car and went to shake it out and out from the folds of fresh, clean percale flew a pair of my underdrawers landing right in the middle of my little social circle. My "nursing school" white cotton drawers.
At least a couple of single guys in the bunch, too.