[gilirainbow]

I came back home yesterday. I'm so confused why I have a new crown around my neck. Isn't it supposed to be on my head??
I'm also feeling a bit sore down there. But I can't lick it to make it better
I think momma tricked me! She said we were going to the dog park but then she took me to this place where there were other dogs and cats in crates. And then she left me when I was sleeping and when I woke up she wasn't there
But then she came to pick me up and gave a lot of new toys and treats so I'm happy. But still what's with this crown around my neck? AARGGHHHH!!!

 

[SophieB]

Awww When my Lottie had an eye operation (Cherry Eye) some time back, she had to wear one of those uncomfy looking things so each time she lay down to rest, I wrapped a fluffy pashmina around the inside of it to make her a bit more comfortable, so perhaps you could do similarly!

 

[gilirainbow]

That's a good idea. Thanks SophieB!

 

[mhvonalmen8908]

Poor Carlos! It'll get better eventually. You just can't lick your stitches. Good luck with recovery.

 

[jaleely]

omg that poor baby *LOL* i love the tongue! aww heal fast little one!

 

[Boomer's Mom]

Poor Carlos! You'll be fine in no time, little dude.

 

[Wworm]

Carlos! you were looking happy in the car until that 3rd picture. sending you a speedy recovery. you will be back in the Burger King crown in no time (the proper crown for you).

-- your pal, Worm

 

[gilirainbow]

Thanks guys, I really appreciate all your support
I managed to take off my bandage because I'm super flexible like chinese acrobat, then momma found out and she made me put on this stuuupid pants

 

[mhvonalmen8908]

Carlos! You bad boy! But at least mom's on top of it. It seems she almost had the pants ready just in case. Good one mom! And my husband and I think that cones aren't long enough for basset noses and mouths. Because Virga could have licked her stitches with her correctly sized cone on. So we had to use Doppler's cone to keep her from licking them. They're smart little buggers!

 

[jaleely]

LOL! poor Carlos...but you look kind of stylish now at least! lol i love it

Bowser says "I been der buddy, i know how it goes...just look weel sad an mama will give you tweats!"

 

[Boomer's Mom]

That's right, Carlos. Just give her the sad puppy dog eyes, and momma will give you almost anything!

 

[Wworm]

Your pants are too funny, Carlos! they look good on you, dawg.

except your pee-pee is hanging out...! was it supposed to? asking because my person tried putting diapers on me (to catch me if i pee at night), but none of them worked (tried 4 different sizes, including doggie diapers and human Huggies). None could fit my long and svelte GQ basset body and my pee-pee hung out too! (which would have defeated the purpose :huh looks like you are having the same problem.

hmmm... mayb you need an even bigger cone. the vet's put a humungo one on me so i couldn't reach my stitches. that's why i couldn't walk without tripping over it. and that's why i gave my sour face.

 

[Annie714]

Wworm, they make these diaper thingies specifically for you boys so your pee-pees don't have to be all out in everyone's business. They are called belly bands! I picked one out for you: Diapers For Dogs- Small Dog Diaper, Male Dog Belly Bands, Diaper Wraps, Cloth Diaper, Reusable

 

[gilirainbow]

LOL! poor Carlos...but you look kind of stylish now at least! lol i love it

Bowser says "I been der buddy, i know how it goes...just look weel sad an mama will give you tweats!"

Bowser, I found a better trick. I keep pokin mama's legs with my cone until she gives me treats.. Mmmmmm baconnnn...

 

[gilirainbow]

Your pants are too funny, Carlos! they look good on you, dawg.

except your pee-pee is hanging out...! was it supposed to? asking because my person tried putting diapers on me (to catch me if i pee at night), but none of them worked (tried 4 different sizes, including doggie diapers and human Huggies). None could fit my long and svelte GQ basset body and my pee-pee hung out too! (which would have defeated the purpose :huh looks like you are having the same problem.

hmmm... mayb you need an even bigger cone. the vet's put a humungo one on me so i couldn't reach my stitches. that's why i couldn't walk without tripping over it. and that's why i gave my sour face.

OH she did try putting diapers on me, but it was too small (way to go, momma). So I ripped it off and chew it.. it didn't taste good tho.. I like newspaper better
I'm actually wearing momma's pants when she was skinny. Now she's big but I still love her, big is sexy muahahaha
Anywayz, it doesn't fit me perfectly so my pee pee hung out but it's good so I can pee without taking off my pants

 

[Annie714]

Poor Carlos...your little tail is coming out one of the leg holes! Does that mean you were "dressing to the right" that day? :X

 

[Wworm]

Wworm, they make these diaper thingies specifically for you boys so your pee-pees don't have to be all out in everyone's business. They are called belly bands! I picked one out for you: Diapers For Dogs- Small Dog Diaper, Male Dog Belly Bands, Diaper Wraps, Cloth Diaper, Reusable

LOL, Ms. Oakley!! why, thanks you! yes, our bodies are so long, nothing fits we laughed at this and your post!

but a question-- it says it's for males but hey, why is there a GURL dog wearing the BOY belly band in the picture???

 

[Annie714]

Ummmm, she is cross-dressing??? OR...it is a boy dog that happens to enjoy wearing bows in his hair! We can speculate but we'll never know for sure....

 

[mhvonalmen8908]

You guys are so silly...smh.

 

[Esther]

hmmm. all this talk about boy dogs.
she human brought home a sign from a neighbor that said "found male basset hound"
oh crap