Otay so i'm cornfused. do i hab a fwind dats a gurl, now or mama sez mowwy wants to be mah gurlfwend? duz mowwy wike me but ders a whole bunch of guyz who wike mowwy? we can aww go pway sometime. no need to fight guys, unwess you have da toy, den ill bite an win!
BTW Mikey sed sometin about ballz...mowwy you not gonna twi to dwag me awound by dem ar you? You can't cuz mama aweady took dem!