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Step 1: Be approached in a Walmart parking lot by a random stranger who states they followed you there because of your basset hound bumper stickers. Listen to story of lovely stray basset hound abandoned in their neighborhood that needs a new home.
Step 2: Look for big flashing sucker sign above your head as you give said stranger your phone number and tell her to call you the next time she sees the basset.
Step 3: Receive sighting call and hurry over to their neighborhood. Proceed to wander the streets, sidewalks and backyards looking for the lovely basset. Include asking random strangers if they have seen her.
Step 4: See pretty basset girl lounging by a fence and approach. Talk sweetly to her and watch her bolt at the sound of your voice. Hurry quickly behind her at a reasonable distance until she or you tire or you lose sight of her.
Step 5: Repeat step 3 and 4 (minus the phone call) until you just give up and attempt to out run the basset.
Step 6: Watch said basset rocket away from you at bullet dog speed, not be see again for many minutes. Wander neighborhood aimlessly looking for hound.
Step 7: Give up looking for basset and make arrangements for residents in the neighborhood to call if they see her again.
Step 8: Drive out of subdivision and see basset walking jauntily back toward area you just left. Stalk in car for several minutes, then bail out like a crazy person and chase the rocket dog through a church parking lot, across a lawn and around some shrubs only to have her disappear again.
If done properly, your work out will result in mud covered pants, exhaustion, frustration and disbelief that a basset can move that quickly. Repeat daily until either you catch basset or are too crippled from the effort to move.
Step 2: Look for big flashing sucker sign above your head as you give said stranger your phone number and tell her to call you the next time she sees the basset.
Step 3: Receive sighting call and hurry over to their neighborhood. Proceed to wander the streets, sidewalks and backyards looking for the lovely basset. Include asking random strangers if they have seen her.
Step 4: See pretty basset girl lounging by a fence and approach. Talk sweetly to her and watch her bolt at the sound of your voice. Hurry quickly behind her at a reasonable distance until she or you tire or you lose sight of her.
Step 5: Repeat step 3 and 4 (minus the phone call) until you just give up and attempt to out run the basset.
Step 6: Watch said basset rocket away from you at bullet dog speed, not be see again for many minutes. Wander neighborhood aimlessly looking for hound.
Step 7: Give up looking for basset and make arrangements for residents in the neighborhood to call if they see her again.
Step 8: Drive out of subdivision and see basset walking jauntily back toward area you just left. Stalk in car for several minutes, then bail out like a crazy person and chase the rocket dog through a church parking lot, across a lawn and around some shrubs only to have her disappear again.
If done properly, your work out will result in mud covered pants, exhaustion, frustration and disbelief that a basset can move that quickly. Repeat daily until either you catch basset or are too crippled from the effort to move.