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1) I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

2) The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

3) I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on.

4) I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

5) I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop.

6) I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

7) I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

8. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.

9) I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.

10) I will not spend more than 5 minutes trying to find the "perfect" place to poop.

I thought we could all use a little humor :lol: so, when this came in my inbox, I had to share. :p
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