1) I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
2) The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
3) I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on.
4) I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
5) I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop.
6) I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
7) I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
8. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
9) I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
10) I will not spend more than 5 minutes trying to find the "perfect" place to poop.
I thought we could all use a little humor :lol: so, when this came in my inbox, I had to share.
2) The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
3) I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on.
4) I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
5) I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop.
6) I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
7) I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
8. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
9) I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
10) I will not spend more than 5 minutes trying to find the "perfect" place to poop.
I thought we could all use a little humor :lol: so, when this came in my inbox, I had to share.
