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The Basset Hound Owner's Surival Guide (Owner's Guides to a Happy, Healthy Pet)
from one reviewer
"The book is not really a step-by-step resource for daily Basset care (although it does offer much good advice); instead, its strong suit is a collection of anecdotes and observations that describe the personalities of Bassets and those who love them. I've found great "ah, your hound does that too?" comfort in the stories in this book, which are written with a sometimes laugh-out-loud sense of humor."
My own insight into the breed is they were bred to hunt. They need a desire to hunt. That desire is a need for food. For the vast majority of basset they will not be sated until their stomachs are so large their feet no longer touch the ground. They climb, they wander nose to the ground for the next morsel. Now you can veiw that as a difficulty or an asset. Yes it can be hard to find some other active that the hound is more interested in but on the other hand you have a known powerful motivator. You want a hound that will listen to you. Remove at least 1/2 the kibble from his food dish. Instead of feeding it as a meal use it as a Reward (not a lure or a bride) whe it is doing something that you want it to do. Being quite when someone, knocks at the door. Lying quitely on it bed rather than crawing over the couch. You get the idea.
REWARDS, LURES & BRIBES
What is the difference between a reward, a lure and a bribe? Explanations & tips
Hard to Train?
look at "difficult-to-train" breeds and the reality of what shapes these canine minds.
Opportunities to Reward
Dogs Do What Works
You Get What You Reinforce, Not What You (Necessarily) Want
as for the barking the following might work for you
"You Won the Prize!"
A less detailed but more colorful discription of the technique and how it works can be found in
Insights Into Puppy Mouthing
Something else this makes me think of. I must say I have a different take on the notion of negative punishments. To begin with I don't call them that and think the semantics of them is a problem because of the attitude it creates. I do not want to take anything away from the dog as a punishment so that they will decrease the chance of the behavior happening. I Reward the dog. Just not with the Reward they would prefer
...If my attitude remains that I am having a great time and even better if I am acting like I think that the Undesired Reward is what the dog wants I am not setting up a conflict. But I am motivating the dog to reexamine its choices. I am encouraging the dog to try and educate me as to the best thing to do. And when the dog figures out that biting and nipping me is the stupidest way to get me to play they will look for a better way. And when they think that the reward I offer is not worth the effort it weakens the probability of that behavior continuing to be offered.
If a good friend wants to get you to go golfing every weekend and you hate golf you could tell them how boring it is and keep debating the point forever.
Or you could enthusiastically head to the course wearing the most outrageous outfit you can put together at Goodwill. Hit the ball in the opposite direction because it is so much fun watching everyone's expression (besides you were never much of a conformist) Talk constantly. Hug them and scream with joy at every stroke they make and express your amazement at their skills. Then tell them what a wonderful time you have golfing with them and can't wait to do it again. I bet your friend won't be available for another round for months.