Oh no, Bernie........I hope you are OK. I understand about the "four legged vacuum" issue. Bentley ate a panty liner (whole) one time that ended up being an emergency vet trip, giving hydrogen peroxide and vomiting it back up. After that I watched him like a hawk and was completely OCD about him getting into anything. Mine ate grass when he had an upset tummy I would just try and intervene, keep his nose up and out of the grass (easier said than done!) I'll say a prayer for you and Bernie, he is a beautiful boy 