They're acting WEIRD again...

Esther · 10-04-2011, 11:55 AM

I saw it. that thing! That thing they put on the floor with the pockets and the zippers.

and they put their human-versions of collars in there. shirts pants shorts. when it gets full, they zip it up and put it in the machine with wheels that has the fun window I hang my head out of. then they SEND ME AWAY and I dont see them for, like, FOREVER!

This CANT be HAPPENING again. It just CANT.

Gotta go. I have some human underwear to destroy in protest.

I do not like where this is going. Not ONE bit.

Esther · 10-04-2011, 11:58 AM

Ok I'm back. That didn't take long.
So yeah... they're acting weird. extra nice and stuff. I'm not fooled. I know what that thing in the floor is. Why do they leave like this? It better not be for more than 5 days like last time. I'll starve myself (well, maybe). I'll chew up more stuff!

I'll Protest. I'll poop on the floor! I'll steal socks!
I'll

I'll

I'll

ahh screw it.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Princess Buttercup · 10-04-2011, 01:31 PM

Esther hop in it! They can't zip it up with you inside & they can't pack it unless it zips!

Esther · 10-04-2011, 01:50 PM

although now that I think about it, i DID get treated like the queen that I am whilst I stayed with the grandhumans.

matter of fact, i didn't even beg until I returned from grandhumans.
but i overheard something about going somewhere WITH the grandhumans.
this could be bad.

henry'smum · 10-04-2011, 02:54 PM

Oh Esther, we are in Arkansas, if you need rescuing just bay extra loud and Henry will come rescue you!!!

paisleysmom · 10-04-2011, 03:18 PM

Oh Esther -- my tail thumps for ya -- I hate that stupid square box with the zips too --I never know -- is she going, is he going or are WE going -- sometimes they both go and leave me with my humin sister and blech she is too strict then not so strict (but she feeds me bacon and mom won't). Sometime it depends on which zippy thingy they take out -- the one has airplane smells and I HATE THAT -- that means a loooonnng trip -- then there is the smaller one that just smells like car -- that means smaller trips. So which one is it ? Stinky big? Smelly small? Ya might be able then to guess how long their going for. Wait I have an idea get them to send ya up here -- we can play all day long and I'll help ya with your peeing outside exercise. Mom won't mind coz she is retired. Ya come on it will be FUN! Let me know so I can dig out the extra puppy bed for ya --oh one thing ya can't do is poop in Moms car okay?

Esther · 10-04-2011, 04:02 PM

ok. the jig is up. Shehuman just made a reservation... AT A KENNEL!
This means war. These humans are not to be trusted. They take your kisses and they take your tailwags and for WHAT? Just enough to make you feel good and they give you a little morsel of a treat and then KICK you to the CURB. A kennel! ME? This will not stand! I will rise UP! I will be HEARD!!
I
I

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

pizzamaker40 · 10-04-2011, 04:34 PM

A KENNEL???????????OMG My humans would never do that!!!! either I go with them or I go to my sisters house or grandma's. But NEVER the dreaded Kennel. Oh.....shame on them. you no look on them. I'd drag my tail, ears and butt before I'd go there. There's kennel cough there!!!! and all kinds of stuff..

jaleely · 10-04-2011, 04:50 PM

oh esther...poor girl!!! I hope your humans have fun, because boy are they going to get it when they come back, i'm sure!!!

Annie714 · 10-04-2011, 05:01 PM

Esther! Can you barf at will? Get into the suitcases and BARF!! That'll learn em...

10-04-2011, 11:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Esther Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,041	They're acting WEIRD again... I saw it. that thing! That thing they put on the floor with the pockets and the zippers. and they put their human-versions of collars in there. shirts pants shorts. when it gets full, they zip it up and put it in the machine with wheels that has the fun window I hang my head out of. then they SEND ME AWAY and I dont see them for, like, FOREVER! This CANT be HAPPENING again. It just CANT. Gotta go. I have some human underwear to destroy in protest. I do not like where this is going. Not ONE bit.

10-04-2011, 04:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
jaleely Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ventura, CA Posts: 942	oh esther...poor girl!!! I hope your humans have fun, because boy are they going to get it when they come back, i'm sure!!! __________________ Baby Bowsah's Bwog

10-04-2011, 05:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
Annie714 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Posts: 1,164	Esther! Can you barf at will? Get into the suitcases and BARF!! That'll learn em... __________________ Blog about the antics of Annie and I. http://thechickandthehound.blogspot.com

10-04-2011, 11:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Esther Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,041	Ok I'm back. That didn't take long. So yeah... they're acting weird. extra nice and stuff. I'm not fooled. I know what that thing in the floor is. Why do they leave like this? It better not be for more than 5 days like last time. I'll starve myself (well, maybe). I'll chew up more stuff! I'll Protest. I'll poop on the floor! I'll steal socks! I'll I'll I'll ahh screw it. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

10-04-2011, 01:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Princess Buttercup Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 364	Esther hop in it! They can't zip it up with you inside & they can't pack it unless it zips!

10-04-2011, 01:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Esther Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,041	although now that I think about it, i DID get treated like the queen that I am whilst I stayed with the grandhumans. matter of fact, i didn't even beg until I returned from grandhumans. but i overheard something about going somewhere WITH the grandhumans. this could be bad.

10-04-2011, 02:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
henry'smum Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: arkansas Posts: 686	Oh Esther, we are in Arkansas, if you need rescuing just bay extra loud and Henry will come rescue you!!!

10-04-2011, 03:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
paisleysmom Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Sudbury, Ontario Posts: 507	Oh Esther -- my tail thumps for ya -- I hate that stupid square box with the zips too --I never know -- is she going, is he going or are WE going -- sometimes they both go and leave me with my humin sister and blech she is too strict then not so strict (but she feeds me bacon and mom won't). Sometime it depends on which zippy thingy they take out -- the one has airplane smells and I HATE THAT -- that means a loooonnng trip -- then there is the smaller one that just smells like car -- that means smaller trips. So which one is it ? Stinky big? Smelly small? Ya might be able then to guess how long their going for. Wait I have an idea get them to send ya up here -- we can play all day long and I'll help ya with your peeing outside exercise. Mom won't mind coz she is retired. Ya come on it will be FUN! Let me know so I can dig out the extra puppy bed for ya --oh one thing ya can't do is poop in Moms car okay?

10-04-2011, 04:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
Esther Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,041	ok. the jig is up. Shehuman just made a reservation... AT A KENNEL! This means war. These humans are not to be trusted. They take your kisses and they take your tailwags and for WHAT? Just enough to make you feel good and they give you a little morsel of a treat and then KICK you to the CURB. A kennel! ME? This will not stand! I will rise UP! I will be HEARD!! I I ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

10-04-2011, 04:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
pizzamaker40 Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 52	A KENNEL???????????OMG My humans would never do that!!!! either I go with them or I go to my sisters house or grandma's. But NEVER the dreaded Kennel. Oh.....shame on them. you no look on them. I'd drag my tail, ears and butt before I'd go there. There's kennel cough there!!!! and all kinds of stuff..

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