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08-25-2011, 10:43 AM
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I think it's about time...
...to repost this lovely poem. We've suffered a lot of losses recently, so hopefully this will get a few smiles from people who are hurting. And for all the new youngsters on the board (one especially comes to mind), this is something you should know in advance:
Bassets with Erections Can't Climb Stairs Each night she's on the balcony, he loves her from afar His soft, sad eyes are hypnotized, she shines down like a star. His heart will break forever; his kind can't have affairs For Bassets with erections can't climb stairs. His home a humble bungalow and hers a penthouse flat He cannot go where she can go and that, they say, is that. He never can be near her, although she knows he cares, For Bassets with erections can't climb stairs. You want to win a woman? Just be cool, be aloof The dog who doesn't hit the stairs can make it to the roof. The dog who doesn't care will be the dog who wins the day You'll never get to heaven with your chopper in the way. The spirit soars, the body falls, and heavy lies the heart That cries out with the pangs of love, "Be still my broken part" -- How painful is the passion, and how painful the repairs, For Bassets with erections can't climb stairs. - author unknown - |
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08-25-2011, 11:06 AM
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Bwahahahahaha!
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Boomer: Born 4/18/2010 Biscuit: Rescued 1/26/12, approx. 2 yo Chez Basset: Come for the kibble, stay for the belly rubs. |
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08-26-2011, 02:44 PM
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Hey Wworm, I saw that........and my lady friend isn't up the stairs but in the kennel next to me waiting for her grooming tooo......not sure what an rection is but I climb stairs just fine....
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08-26-2011, 04:27 PM
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haha, Woody-- yeah, i'm there w/ya. i climb stairs all the time, no problems here.
plus my gf's in ontario, so visiting her is more about taking a plane than climbing stairs  hee hee, funny poem tho. --Worm 
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08-26-2011, 04:48 PM
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woody & wwormy = limp biskets. I think for now on when refering to these two collectively we should use the term Absenthe, ie the green fairy, flavored from "wormwood" |
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08-26-2011, 06:34 PM
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THIS is why I don't let Rosco have his own profile here, all these "adult" topics
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08-26-2011, 10:59 PM
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08-27-2011, 07:05 AM
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Not sure bout all that Mr. Mikey, sir, but I do know that I do just fine with all the ladies.....Frequently here while walking with my peoples..."look how handsome he is"; "what a stunning dog"
...et al.....so I am sure Wwormmy is with me on this one....don't knock it till ya tries itrespectively yours, Woody Hayes |
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