Boomer's Mom

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, birds, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The litter box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes "that noise", it's usually not a good thing.

Kirska

13. I will not give mom or dad kisses after licking my crotch.

14. I will not stand in the doorway and bark for attention between the hours of 10 pm and 7 am.

15. I will not mistake the kitchen garbage for an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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Mom to Anabelle and Lila, rescued ladies and Harley, Corgi/Beagle/Basset/?? mutt

"Saving just one dog won't change the world, but it surely will change the world for that one dog." - Richard C. Call

Cassidy

LOL! I had to post this on Facebook from Fergus. Too funny. Thanks, I needed a pick me up.

lvnMattie

LOL!! That is too funny!! I think I should read this to Mattie but I doubt it would do any good!! LOL!!

Nitrosmom

My son and I are cracking up at this one!

Annie714

Super funny stuff! Annie needs to commit these things to her non-existent memory.