That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Sandy and Bo · 07-29-2007, 02:46 AM

MOOSE here: I have BIG news. Oh the injustice...you just won't believe this. Some of you may be aware of the other day when I was banned from my house for peeing on the carpet? Well, ok, I paid my debt to society. But YESTERDAY was a whole new story!

The other day my slave, who we shall call 'Sandy' , had the nerve to once again block our dog door so that we had to stay outside all day. Something to do with cleaning...

Anyway, we were good little dogs and she finally let us come in with her, when she opened the back door that evening. That was all well and good, HOWEVER, she failed to open our doggie door UNTIL THE NEXT DAY AT 10:00 am!!! She FORGOT! And I even barked at her before she went to bed. She said, "SHUT UP, MOOSE!'

That's what she said, SHUT UP, MOOSE!"

Bo and I really tried to 'hold it', but I gotta tell ya, there were a few puddles. When she finally came out to the living room to greet us, (yes, THIS is the day she chose to sleep in) she saw the puddles. Man I thought I was done!!! But then she looked over and saw that the doggie door was closed, and she hurried up to let us out, cause we both really had to poop!

Then when we came in and she was finished with her bissell shampooer, she gave us hugs and kisses and said she was sorry over and over again. Then we each got a bully stick!
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! Whatdya think of THAT???

Moose

Beverly Anne · 07-29-2007, 03:25 AM

It sounds like, Mr. Moose, that you were pretty hard done by from Sandy. I think the only think that can erase that hideous memory is some kind of treat or something!

Elvismom · 07-29-2007, 10:46 AM

A bully stick is a good start to that "Sandy" person atoning for her faults!

Sometimes these hoomans have to be put in their place! Can you imagine is she tried to tell you something and you told HER to shut up!! What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Personally we'll take either a goose or a gander. Sounds like a yummy dinner.

Make sure you get those extra treats and belly rubs today!

Tinkerbell · 07-29-2007, 11:45 AM

We both think that you deserve lots of treats and belly rubs........make that bad slave pay for her mistake :P :P :P :P

Tina n Rowan

Rubydoo · 07-29-2007, 07:18 PM

Take your little paw and dial the newspaper so you can tell your story. With your darling face, you'll be on the front page!

Janice and little Ruby

roostershmoo · 08-06-2007, 09:19 AM

Moose, you have da cutest eyes av ever seen! I'd love to kiss the top of your head!

07-29-2007, 02:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sandy and Bo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,687	MOOSE here: I have BIG news. Oh the injustice...you just won't believe this. Some of you may be aware of the other day when I was banned from my house for peeing on the carpet? Well, ok, I paid my debt to society. But YESTERDAY was a whole new story! The other day my slave, who we shall call 'Sandy' , had the nerve to once again block our dog door so that we had to stay outside all day. Something to do with cleaning... Anyway, we were good little dogs and she finally let us come in with her, when she opened the back door that evening. That was all well and good, HOWEVER, she failed to open our doggie door UNTIL THE NEXT DAY AT 10:00 am!!! She FORGOT! And I even barked at her before she went to bed. She said, "SHUT UP, MOOSE!' That's what she said, SHUT UP, MOOSE!" Bo and I really tried to 'hold it', but I gotta tell ya, there were a few puddles. When she finally came out to the living room to greet us, (yes, THIS is the day she chose to sleep in) she saw the puddles. Man I thought I was done!!! But then she looked over and saw that the doggie door was closed, and she hurried up to let us out, cause we both really had to poop! Then when we came in and she was finished with her bissell shampooer, she gave us hugs and kisses and said she was sorry over and over again. Then we each got a bully stick! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! Whatdya think of THAT??? Moose __________________ Sandy loves Bo and Moose

07-29-2007, 03:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Beverly Anne Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Boston MA Posts: 737	It sounds like, Mr. Moose, that you were pretty hard done by from Sandy. I think the only think that can erase that hideous memory is some kind of treat or something! __________________ Francis's Bevy

07-29-2007, 10:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Elvismom Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: new mexico Posts: 1,196	A bully stick is a good start to that "Sandy" person atoning for her faults! Sometimes these hoomans have to be put in their place! Can you imagine is she tried to tell you something and you told HER to shut up!! What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Personally we'll take either a goose or a gander. Sounds like a yummy dinner. Make sure you get those extra treats and belly rubs today! __________________ Chris Foodslave, chauffer & doorperson to Elvis, Georgia, Ginger & Maggie, Crissy & Dart

07-29-2007, 11:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tinkerbell Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 15	We both think that you deserve lots of treats and belly rubs........make that bad slave pay for her mistake :P :P :P :P Tina n Rowan __________________ Tina n Rowan........the daring duo

07-29-2007, 07:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Rubydoo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,681	Take your little paw and dial the newspaper so you can tell your story. With your darling face, you'll be on the front page! Janice and little Ruby __________________ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...w/IMG_1340.jpg Take a basset hound to lunch today! --Bassets rule....and drool!

08-06-2007, 09:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
roostershmoo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 227	Moose, you have da cutest eyes av ever seen! I'd love to kiss the top of your head! __________________ Lucky mom to two-year old twin sisters Emily (omega) and Mabel (alpha)

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